Art

Art is short for Arthur. Arthur comes in many forms, and is often divided into 'high art', such as opera, sculpture and painting, and 'low art', like whistling, doodling and making words with alphabetti spaghetti.

Artistic endeavour is one of the defining features of modern humans, along with having complex societal structures, and not being happy with your hairstyle.

Making musical instruments out of vegetables is not art. It is a form of political protest.